What southerners know

1. The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
2. What general direction, 'cattywumpus' is.
3. That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
4. When somebody's "fixin" to do somethin', it won't be long.
5. A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
6. Real gravy don't come from the store.
7.The War of Northern Aggression was over state rights, not slavery.
8.When "by and by" is.
9.The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece."
10.The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, & trailer trash.
11.Never to go snipe hunting twice. yeah haven't done this one myself,but i would love to try it on some one else. lol
12.A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.
13.Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.
14.Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lesson
15. The best way to go fishin' is with a four-wheeler and a bag of dog food.
16. You know that catfish from the 'uther night' is just as good for breakfast.
17. The best form of entertainment for 10 girl cousins is NOT Hannah Montana, it's standin' in Grandma's creek with plastic cups catchin' crawdaddys :)
18. You know proper "Anglish" You don't say Nashville, you say, "Nashvull' "
19. "Cotton don't grow on no sheep."
20. What the heck is sunscreen? :D
21. A little dirt never hurt anybody lol
22.Exactly how far "yonder" is
23.Water from a hose wont kill you

"When life hands you a lemon put it in a glass of sweet tea and thank God you're a SOUTHERN GIRL!!"